[Hartley's usually the type to push and push until he does get a reaction, but there doesn't seem to be much point with Piper most of the time, and he still hasn't quite figured out yet which buttons are the right ones to push.]

I wasn't expecting to like you either. In fact, I thought I'd hate you on sight. I don't like many people and claiming to be me didn't exactly win you many points.

[But Hartley's growing fond of Piper too. He's not entirely sure why, but it's a lot better than having yet another person to hate. It's almost like having a slightly annoying older brother he happens to share a name with.]