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Test results

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sent at 11:28 PM (two minutes ago)
FROM	Dr. Harrison Wells <harrison.wells@starlabs.com>;
TO	Hartley Rathaway <r88gjfke8@hushmail.com>;
resultscomparison.pdf Mr. Rathaway and associate, Attached are the DNA comparison results for your samples. Please feel free to call, email, or visit S.T.A.R. Labs during regular hours if there are any irregularities you wish to discuss. - Harrison Wells Director of S.T.A.R. Labs 4737 Garrick Ave. Central City, MO 63118 314-574-5252
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[socialactivillain]

Right. I'll start at Jitters and go from there, see if I remember anything or if I just... cross back over.

[timetopaythepiper]

Good idea. Do you want me to come with you? Not to your reality. To Jitters.

[socialactivillain]

[ He shakes his head. ]

On the off chance the police are still looking for us, it's probably better if we're not spotted together. But I'll text you to keep you updated as I go.

[timetopaythepiper]

I'll want to know the minute you make it back to your own reality, if you make it back to your own reality. If not, just come back here and we'll figure something else out.

[socialactivillain]

I'll keep you updated as best as I can.

[ He at least feels a little bad lying to him, since he's already thinking through how to go about meeting with Wells, and meeting up with him while Hartley thinks he's out looking for the way home seems the best way to do it. And it's not like he's not going to try, but he can't resist the temptation to meet a man like Wells in person before he leaves this reality, possibly forever. ]

[timetopaythepiper]

You do that.

[Hartley's going to be pissed if Piper accidentally leads Harrison back to his apartment. Actually, he'll probably be pissed no matter what. He's already beginning to regret everything that led to Harrison learning of Piper's existence.]

You must really be regretting agreeing to meet in my reality instead of yours right about now.

[socialactivillain]

[ He shrugs. ]

It's not like I knew I was going to cross over into a different reality. Regret doesn't help anything right now.

[timetopaythepiper]

You suspected you were going to cross over into a different reality though. You might want to do things differently the next time you learn someone else has been using your name. Always have home advantage.

[socialactivillain]

To be fair, we have Jitters in my reality, too. And I didn't suspect alternate realities at first. Until we actually spoke, I thought you were just some obnoxious knock off, like the second Trickster.

No offense.

[ In Piper's mind, there really are not many things more offensive to be compared to than Axel Walker, at least in this context. Sorry. ]

[timetopaythepiper]

[Hartley remembers how Piper reacted when he told him about the second Trickster, so he thinks he should probably be offended. He'll slide on into passive-aggressive mode just in case.]

It's fine. Did it make you feel any better to learn that I wasn't an obnoxious knock off, but rather a younger, smarter and superior version of yourself?

[socialactivillain]

[ It's a good thing Piper just thinks Hartley being passive-aggressive is funny. He rolls his eyes. ]

You are still kind of obnoxious, though.

[timetopaythepiper]

[Piper never seems to rise to the bait. Apparently he's one of the rare few who can tolerate Hartley and his bullshit for long periods of time. Harrison was also one of those few.]

And yet you like me anyway. I bet you weren't expecting that.

[socialactivillain]

[ He's had lots and lots of practice of tolerating bullshit that's far more annoying than Hartley's brand. If life with the Rogues taught him only one thing, it's that giving a reaction when someone's being a dick just means they win. ]

I really wasn't.

[ He's genuine in thatt. The bizarre circumstances and Hartley's general attitude aside, he's already strangely fond of him. ]

[timetopaythepiper]

[Hartley's usually the type to push and push until he does get a reaction, but there doesn't seem to be much point with Piper most of the time, and he still hasn't quite figured out yet which buttons are the right ones to push.]

I wasn't expecting to like you either. In fact, I thought I'd hate you on sight. I don't like many people and claiming to be me didn't exactly win you many points.

[But Hartley's growing fond of Piper too. He's not entirely sure why, but it's a lot better than having yet another person to hate. It's almost like having a slightly annoying older brother he happens to share a name with.]